Girl: So when are The BRAAINS playing in my town? lol
Guy: Very soon, this summer I think.
Girl: Do they eat the audience afterwards?
Guy: Actually, before the show starts, the audience are bitten by the band. That way before the show ends, everyone are zombies.
Girl: So how does someone get an autograph? lol Guy: They don't sign autographs. They bite a finger and bleed on 'em.
Girl: OMG I will have The BRAAINS blood on my shirt?!
Guy: That's better than any autograph. [click here] to order this shirt